I enjoyed the humor in this piece, but I also see the message you have embedded in there. As you mentioned, the poem isn't about dinner. In any relationship, I believe as time goes on, both parties don't try as much to keep that initial spark alive. It is important to go back to those moments and remind the other person why you fell in love with them. It's almost like dating them all over again–romancing them. Do something that forces them to break away from what they're doing to spend time with you. You said it best when you said "You could lure me in."